Miss Curly Frog
benppollack:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads: 
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

benppollack:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day

The text reads: 

“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

mememaster:

“In three years of teaching, this is, by far, my favorite student error.”
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mememaster:

“In three years of teaching, this is, by far, my favorite student error.”

Follow the MemeMaster For more funny post!

seasidehearts:

darthmedivh:

askcrunchy:

c-d-e:

skittle-happy-matt:

Yes. I’m for real. 

Yessssss I do. Pluto forever!

Pluto will always be a planet, Pluto don’t need your damn science!


I will always believe in Pluto.

we could have gotten 2 new planets instead but no, they decided to get rid of Pluto.
whyyyy.
it’s so weird thinking kids are growing up not learning about pluto =[

seasidehearts:

darthmedivh:

askcrunchy:

c-d-e:

skittle-happy-matt:

Yes. I’m for real. 

Yessssss I do. Pluto forever!

Pluto will always be a planet, Pluto don’t need your damn science!

I will always believe in Pluto.

we could have gotten 2 new planets instead but no, they decided to get rid of Pluto.

whyyyy.

it’s so weird thinking kids are growing up not learning about pluto =[

Woman v. The Government
Woman: I cannot afford to have a child right now. Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant but I cannot afford to have a child and I'm not ready to be a parent. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I had the child, but I cannot afford to raise him. Will you help me out?
Government: No.
Woman: I guess I'll have to give my child up for adoption.
Barry and Steve: We would love to raise your child. We have been in a committed relationship for 15 years. We have steady careers and are very successful and financially stable. We love children and wish to provide a loving nurturing environment for your child. Would you be willing to give your child to us?
Woman: Sure, as long as it's ok with the government.
Government: No.

weasleycansaveanything:

Religion and Gay Marriage (x)

juliaisaglobetrotter:

awesome cake is awesome!

bakerstreetbabes:skallagrimjones:

Dark chocolate cake with raspberry mousse filling and white chocolate buttercream.

THIS. IS. AMAZING.

That looks amazingly delicious…

John greens characters are a part of us.
Margo: the part that wants to be remembered
Alaska: the part that wants to run away
Tiny: the part that's happy being who you are
Will: is the part that's ashamed
Collin: is the part that thinks we know everything
Hazel: is the part that accepts what we get
Quentin: is the part that always plays I safe
Augustus: is the part that's afraid to die
Lindsey: is the part of us who is hiding who we are
Radar: is the part that's embarrassed by their parents
John: is the one who gave us these characters, and the one who brought us together