Miss Curly Frog

thecutestofthecute:

English Cream Dachshund 

falafelforlife:

"I am the cleanest little piggy, yes I am."

falafelforlife:

"I am the cleanest little piggy, yes I am."

basedpidgeot:

ker-smash:

taskscape:

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

Give me this owl

stuff like this keeps me going. y’know? why should i be sad when there’s a guy somewhere who goes about his normal life with an owl following him about

makochantachibanana:

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

this is beautiful

makochantachibanana:

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

this is beautiful

221b-umblebee:

cataclysmicmelody:

deutschepillenvonvirginiadalo:

Endungen mit bestimmten Genus

they DO have a rule???
desire to learn german intensifies

I’m German and I didn’t have a clue that there’s actually a rule behind this

221b-umblebee:

cataclysmicmelody:

deutschepillenvonvirginiadalo:

Endungen mit bestimmten Genus

they DO have a rule???

desire to learn german intensifies

I’m German and I didn’t have a clue that there’s actually a rule behind this

pocketpadfoot:

One time when Sirius was helping out with Mrs. Potter’s baking she asked him to stir the batter and he replied with a “sure, Mom” and almost dropped the bowl as he realised what he said. But then James sneaked up behind him to try and stick his finger in the batter and Mrs. Potter slapped at his hand and complained about her messy sons, and Sirius just beamed

kimmyswimmy:

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time

Hahaha

wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal